Nah see, there is a WWC (We want Chris) club, and Chris is my twin. and apparently since he's such a jerk, insensitive clown, and enjoys the revelry of getting drunk, partying down with sluts, and snorting coke, all the ladies love him. So, would I really want my own fan club? Not if I have to be a jerk like my brother. And unfortunately, I don't have the convenience of an already present acronym like the WWF to encourage a club either. So, my options are limited. But I didn't come into the world asking the ladies to like me. All I can do is keep doing good works and keep the faith. The ones that matter will create a club for me if I so deserve.

man, i really do share the brotherhood with the dumbest most preoccupied guys i know... couple things
1. i didn't ask for advice, i was just commenting on what COULDN'T get me down
2. i have it under control: mikey's status with the ladies? they all still want me
3. i think i am dumber for having read the nate & nate tandum postings (cept the part about the date auction)
4. nate (edge), your outlook might effect why there is a WWF (we want fissel) club and not a WWN club
5. thank you guys for allowing this to be my quickets and least thought out post to date - go find some hot (or if you prefer some with great personalities) women to hang out with instead of helping a brother who isn't hurting
6. God is cool...

as for me... it's gym time baby - the women love the guns. as always, keeping it real... REAL real...

i did not know that i would start a trend or else i wouldn't have done what i did. oh well, just goes to show who the leaders are and who the followers are. or something that makes me feel important. regardless...

so twice now i have had plans with a certain young lady (addie) and twice now they have been cancelled. i will not lie, this has crushed me and my bretheren bacause we were looking forward to her visit. given, we'd have to watch girly movies and stuff, but who cares - as long as we got good lookin women tricked into hanging out with us right? anyways - it's one of those days where it just seems like nothing can get me down. i think it all has to do with prayer. i mean, addie bailed, i think i failed my spanish test, i had to get up early, and yet i feel more complete and wonderful than i have in months. i have peeps who love me and just that thought alone has made me smile on this warm-ish day. i have been conversing with the All-Mighty more recently and i think He is trying to show me how nice things can be if i keep it up. He has me convinced and now i am trying to pass the blessing onto you. pray - heck, right now. what else are you doing? i mean, you had to be bored to come here right? well, He is listening. ask Him just to be with you, to give you peace, to give you strength, wisdom, guidance, and just plain happiness. He is oh so faithful and it really does rock my socks off. it's a great way to start your day, or even better, something very worthwhile to do on that lengthy walk to class. anyways, that's my ten cents, cause my two cents is free...

as always, keeping it real... REAL real...

I'd just have to say...
John...your last post...I dunno.
I'd trade all that any day to be in love with a good woman.

And Mikey...I dunno, I represent most of your musical taste. Except for maybe The Aquabats, because they're pretty ridiculous.


Then again...swedish melodic death metal is pretty ridiculous too. And with that having been said, I'm now going to give my list of top five best Swedish melodic death metal albums.
What can I say...I was inspired.

1. In Flames - Colony
2. Soilwork - A Predator's Portrait
3. At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul
4. Gardenian - Sindustries
5. Autumn Leaves - Embraced by the Absolute

and honorable mentions (from the remaining 10 or so other Swedish melodic death metal albums I have)

In Flames - Clayman
Dark Tranquillity - Damage Done
Soilwork - Steelbath Suicide
The Haunted - The Haunted
Darkane - Expanding Senses

So, with that being said, maybe it'd be a little more challenging for me to compile a top 10 list of my favorite metal albums as a whole, as opposed to restricting myself to a subgenre within a geographic frame.
Oh well.
Goodnight.

top ten albums i own (and only that i own) out of my 200 or so:
1. Five Iron Frenzy - Proof that the Youth is Revolting
2. The Aquabats - The Fury of the Aquabats
3. Caroline's Spine - Monsoon
4. They Might Be Giants - Severe Tire Damage
5. Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American
6. Ben Folds - Rokkin the Suburbs
7. MxPx - Life In General
8. Seven Day Jesus - Self Titled
9. Weezer - The Blue Album
10. Plankeye - Relocation

honorable mentions:
Jimmy Eat World - Clarity
Less Than Jake - Hello Rockview
Led Zeppelin - BBC Sessions
Presidents of the USA - Self Titled
Project 86 - Drawing Black Lines
Ace Troubleshooter - Self Titled
Seven Day Jesus - The Hunger
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
CAKE - Fashion Nugget
Rage Against the Machine - Self Titled

remember... only cd's i own. there are many more that would be of mention but i only have them burned or don't own them, so - what can ya say? if you wanna know more, ask me - i have a screen name. anyways, just some suggestions for those of you music hungary people - cept john and nate, cause they will hate most of what i have listed. but i am not here to please them, but rather to keep it real... REAL real...

i had this great idea...the brotherhood is going to hold a date auction. except for like, Danny, cause, uh, he's too short. no that's not the reason.
but anyway, yeah. the remaining brotherhood will like, auction ourselves for a date. and see, the way it works is like, if you wanna go out on a date with a brotherhood member, you just send us the money that you think we are worth. and then, like, after we get a lot of cash to pay for the cost of the dates that we will go on, some of us will just end up opting to spend it on video games...
hmmm...maybe...
i need to rethink the rules on this one.

ah, another blog post, another chance for me to pretend i had something pertinant to say when i sat down to write... so i really don't have anything to say of any importance i don't think. i just felt the need to post, cause i know if i didn't i would fall back to my trend of being lazy and being utterly postless.

has anyone besides me noticed how i keep using the phrase "ish" all the time now? but i feel it is quite a useful word - i mean, use it as an add on or as a formal response, it is self serving. let me demonstrate...

person1: "mikey, how did your test go?"
mikey: "well...ish"
see... or how about this - the stand alone 'ish'
person2: "mikey, are you studying...?"
mikey: "...ish..."

now we can see, however moronic, that 'ish' can be used to respond when there is no good or certain answer. so next time your parents ask you how your grades are and you don't wanna lie, tell them "yeah, my grades are good... ish..." well, that is it for now - more mind numbing posts next time on lifestyles of the bored and blogging

as always, keeping it real... REAL real...

The luuuuuuuuvboat....

Even though Valentine's is past, I was out of town, celebrating familial love and grief so on and so on...the agapic parallel to the Valentine's Day kind of love.
So here's my juicy slab of bacon for the week. I just say, everyone needs to quit being pansies. This is the shortest month of the year, and with president's day, black history, and 7 family birthdays to celebrate, I can't allot much room for Valentine's Day. I mean, just like many holidays, I'm sure it was started for a good reason but has become eventually exploited and deformed by candy and greeting card corporations. Like so many holidays, it has lost its original flair.
Not that I care. I mean, thinking about it, I love getting valentines from people. It's like, the past couple years I've gotten a little paper valentine with scooby or the powerpuff girls from someone I know. And I'm reminded of elementary school, when every year I'd buy a box of GI Joe or Transformers Valentines to pass out to the whole class. And you know, that was a really good time, cause you got a list to take home of everyone in the class, and every kid got a little valentine and sometimes candy from every other kid. It was real cool. And in 2nd grade I got a valentine from my girlfriend, who was in another class. And then we made out and junk. Booyeah.
You know, that was pretty cute.
But darn, I mean Mikey's right. Can't you lovers appreciate eachother any other time? Don't you have enough special days? And if you don't, you can always celebrate an anniversary every month. I once heard that girls really love it when guys buy them flowers at random times. So guys, there's more than one way to switch up your rhythm and drive them crazy. So, you know...boycott Valentine's Day and find odd days throughout the year to shower your girl with affection.
I mean it.
And nice guys that have no girl, imagine yourself living with three other nice guys that don't either. And if you've got it worse than that, I pity you.

i wanna start off by saying that i don't hate valentine's day - it's a very lovely and nice holiday to be sure, it's not my place to be bitter just because i don't have someone who labels themseleves as mine to "share" it with. but i do think the idea is rather off a little. i don't think you should need a day to remind you of how much you love someone, or a "special day" to give you reason to do something special for the one who means the most to you. i also don't think people should be love elitests and think that they can only get something for someone if they are their "boyfriend/girlfriend". i mean, it's all about the love - keeping it real. i love my best friend, and not that i need a reason to show her how much she means to me, but i shouldn't have to feel odd about doing something nice on a day devoted to remembering the gift of love. honestly, if i, or anyone like me, had to wait to celebrate love until they had an actual significant other, then we would forget what love was. in a land where the nice guy NEVER gets the girl (ask kildoo or myself), and where everyone wants to be a hopeless romantic but no one wants to be WITH a hopeless romantic, well... love is hopeless. so i say that if you got MADD love for someone - tell them, show them, love them. there's no better time than the present, and don't let stupid american gender role ideas allow you to shy away from doing just that. just because we are america doesn't make us the end all. the fact that we can love and have people who love us in return in spite of ourselves... now that is what it's all about. so happy valentine's day - if you're reading this, chances are i love ya!

as always, keeping it real... REAL real...

so it has been brought to my attention that even though this is the brotherhood and we are "keepin it real" - that some of my posts have hit a little too close to home. or just simply are too personal for this type of medium. this has been a big reason why you haven't seen my name in lights (or at the bottom of an entry) lately. so i apologize to all those who check daily to see what is on my mind. i usually have something important, pertinant, or interesting to say - but often times i am afraid i would call someone out and thus making it a little too personalized for this thing. so i will try to think in less deep ways (as i obviously just did to have the gumption to type "less deep"). so to all of those who missed me, i am working on it - and to all the rest... well, what do you care? you're prolly not reading this anyways! anyways...

as always, keepin it real... REAL real...

Yeah, I hold to the conclusion that Chevys are indeed rocks.
My dad's Chevy Silverado is so sweet. It's been through 15 years of hard work, bad weather, and collisions and junk. And it's still standing strong. Someday I hope to own it, and then I will drive it-everywhere. Including like, the sides of mountains, because even though it's not 4-wheel drive, it's a Chevy. Don't even mess with it.

Booyah.
Nate

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