Letter From John

THE PWNAGE TRAIN GOES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

so yeah, here's the update.
i qualified on "Julie" wednesday and scored 31/40 = sharpshooter. not my personal best, but dah well. i had to deal with foggy glasses and sweat in my eye.

i volunteered for something today. i think i learned my lesson though, somewhere around a half-hour into shoveling mulch and dirt at the confidence course. oh yeah, i failed to mention that the Range Cadre at Range 10 was named Sergeant Mountain. giggle giggle. also, that day we learned that ISG listens to the Toadies and Faith No More, because he set up a radio in an ammo can and treated us to First Sergeant Radio.

i eat a lot of jello now

thanks fr the pics. you, stemo, and nate look very rico suave. also, tell everyone that has written to me that i'm sorry if it takes awhile to respond, my personal time usuaully consists of showering and dooking.

(insert picture of kildoo)

so we have these things called motivation checks where someone will say "motivation check" and we all answer "hooah" -- GAY! so me and another guy started saying "can i get a bunny bunny foo foo?!?", and at least 12 guys will answer with "bunny bunny foo foo!!!"

i heard some of you guys will be visiting daniel for graduation. if you can tell him i'm at 2-39 Echo, maybe he'll know where i'm at. actually he should, my barracks is the first building you see on your right as you're coming through the main gate. pretty obvious.

subliminal messages follow:
SEND ME PIC OF THE AMAZING GREENSBORO LADIES
few females here have the same style...

ok, i've got fire guard again tonight so i gotta head out. until next time, live long and prosper - like, whoa! oh yeah, tell nate i'll try and write him soon.

also, for your amusement, another cadence:
"i'm a dump truck baby
and i'm dumpin' down the line
so you better get out of my way now
or i'll dump all over you"
-John

ps. irv gross farted, and said "hey"