I realize I've been posting a lot lately...
I would apologize, but I really think that would be inconsequential.
I can even rule this blog long distance, by going into a meditative trance, using my telekinetic powers to tap into cyberspace and blog the freeflowing thoughts of my mind. So there's really little you can do to stop me. I (must) be all powerful. Wait, must omitted.
I be all powerful.
Ok, down to business. The serious tip:
BAD NEWS:
I called my buddies at Trull's Auto Repair today to find out my car might be totalled. State Fam Insurance "Team 73" confirmed this.
GOOD NEWS:
I went by Trull's today, and the actual repair costs to keep my car functional and running are about $400. State Farm is sending me an overnight total check for $1800-the cost of my car, apparently, minus the deductible. Should I complain that I paid a whopping $100 more for it in comparison to their book value? I think not.
BAD(?) NEWS:
Folks at work think I should wear some new clothes. I informed them that I only have 2 pairs of pants and 2 shirts, which isn't completely true, but maybe in some backwards way it'll get back to the director and he'll buy me a suit or something.
GOOD NEWS:
I think the pseudo-Cowboy look is officially out, which means I can resurrect it once more.
BAD NEWS:
I don't work at Chick-Fila right now, which means I miss the privilege of Jacob and Logans' on-the-job antics.
GOOD NEWS:
Any of my former high school associates who check my status on classmates.com will be fooled into thinking I am a Canadian citizen. Bah HAH!
Aight, I'm out.
I can even rule this blog long distance, by going into a meditative trance, using my telekinetic powers to tap into cyberspace and blog the freeflowing thoughts of my mind. So there's really little you can do to stop me. I (must) be all powerful. Wait, must omitted.
I be all powerful.
Ok, down to business. The serious tip:
BAD NEWS:
I called my buddies at Trull's Auto Repair today to find out my car might be totalled. State Fam Insurance "Team 73" confirmed this.
GOOD NEWS:
I went by Trull's today, and the actual repair costs to keep my car functional and running are about $400. State Farm is sending me an overnight total check for $1800-the cost of my car, apparently, minus the deductible. Should I complain that I paid a whopping $100 more for it in comparison to their book value? I think not.
BAD(?) NEWS:
Folks at work think I should wear some new clothes. I informed them that I only have 2 pairs of pants and 2 shirts, which isn't completely true, but maybe in some backwards way it'll get back to the director and he'll buy me a suit or something.
GOOD NEWS:
I think the pseudo-Cowboy look is officially out, which means I can resurrect it once more.
BAD NEWS:
I don't work at Chick-Fila right now, which means I miss the privilege of Jacob and Logans' on-the-job antics.
GOOD NEWS:
Any of my former high school associates who check my status on classmates.com will be fooled into thinking I am a Canadian citizen. Bah HAH!
Aight, I'm out.

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