Yes, I realize this is over the top, but it had to be done. And notice that because it's "over the top", I pulled "the switch" on the topic. Ahhhhh yeah!

Top 10 reasons why I actually post

10. Wittiness may only strike me at certain times, but I'm unabashed in putting dumb posts on the internet
9. I love Jess but must do something to balance out her 700 Club references
8. Iron Maiden is one of my all time favorite bands...on vinyl
7. I don't have a life.
6. I must type to quell the fires of the "Angry Fist Dance"
5. John enjoys my random references, and John is the only man I would die in a plane crash for.
4. I never had a train of thought, but I always think of trains when I write country songs
3. Everyone is Mikey's biggest fan, which makes me continue to write in hopes of at least having a "smallest fan"
2. It's a good thing to do after you visit CNN.com, keeping yourself abreast of current events always promotes typified thought
1. Let's be real here...I am just too lazy to sign out.