I buy hardcore albums to make myself feel better about the fact that I just sing and play a guitar. But I buy country albums because I know that I can be awesome singing with my soul and playing a guitar. So I sing with my soul. Sometimes I wonder if my voice is as annoying as others of my pseudo-Christian acoustic jamming ilk.
what's with Mary Beth answering Shannon's IM? I'm just trying to say wassup to my homegirl. I mean, I know it happens that people talk on other people's screennames (I have lately taken it to a new artistic level), but the girl got short tempered with me because I wanted to share my news of departure with my original fake girlfriend. Girl time, shmirl time. If you were having girl time, why were you chatting on your friend's screenname? Stupid.
I have a feeling Mary Beth and I are going to have it out soon enough. She better start practicing fencing because I hear swordfighting's the only honorable way for a man and woman to spar.
In other news, I saw Underworld tonight with Matt and Jenny Luper. Don't go see that movie, it really blows.
In other news, working backwards, I ran into Jennifer Hingley today. I should just give the girl a shout out because she and I had some good talks over the weekend.
I was just thinking about how many Jennifers there are and that there should be some kind of nickname system assigned to them. But since I'm not good at giving nicknames except for ones that are lame, I will not assign names today. It would then pose the problem for me to assign nicknames to the Katies and Katherines I know (of various spellings). And where would it end?
Still, there are what I like to call the "True" forms, the named originals. For example, Matt Jeffreys is the only "True" Matt, cause he is the only Matt I will ever call just "Matt" when which Matt I was referring to would be in question. Mostly it is easy enough to figure out in context, and since there are only two relevant characters named Matt, there is hardly any need for me to give Mr. Windley or Mr. Jeffreys funny names. And there's the true "Mikey", and even if he went by Michael or Mike, I'd have to give him reign over the name. And John? Do we really have to ask? I only know of one other remotely cool John, and he never returns my cell phone calls...
However, the situation gets complicated with naming "True" women. Of all the Jennifers and Jennys, how would I assign a "true"? Placating the anger ensuing from jealousy would be hard-so many women want to be seen as the unique, special wielder of that name. It's hard to tell them, "you're not the true Jenny, my true Jenny was my first girlfriend" or "you're not the true Laura, the true Laura is tall, non-sketch, and awesome" or "you're not the true Katie- the true Katie is my sister, why would you even front on that?"
I guess I'll have to continue clarifying by last name, since my use of nicknames is oft absurd and over the top. Much like the majority of this post.
what's with Mary Beth answering Shannon's IM? I'm just trying to say wassup to my homegirl. I mean, I know it happens that people talk on other people's screennames (I have lately taken it to a new artistic level), but the girl got short tempered with me because I wanted to share my news of departure with my original fake girlfriend. Girl time, shmirl time. If you were having girl time, why were you chatting on your friend's screenname? Stupid.
I have a feeling Mary Beth and I are going to have it out soon enough. She better start practicing fencing because I hear swordfighting's the only honorable way for a man and woman to spar.
In other news, I saw Underworld tonight with Matt and Jenny Luper. Don't go see that movie, it really blows.
In other news, working backwards, I ran into Jennifer Hingley today. I should just give the girl a shout out because she and I had some good talks over the weekend.
I was just thinking about how many Jennifers there are and that there should be some kind of nickname system assigned to them. But since I'm not good at giving nicknames except for ones that are lame, I will not assign names today. It would then pose the problem for me to assign nicknames to the Katies and Katherines I know (of various spellings). And where would it end?
Still, there are what I like to call the "True" forms, the named originals. For example, Matt Jeffreys is the only "True" Matt, cause he is the only Matt I will ever call just "Matt" when which Matt I was referring to would be in question. Mostly it is easy enough to figure out in context, and since there are only two relevant characters named Matt, there is hardly any need for me to give Mr. Windley or Mr. Jeffreys funny names. And there's the true "Mikey", and even if he went by Michael or Mike, I'd have to give him reign over the name. And John? Do we really have to ask? I only know of one other remotely cool John, and he never returns my cell phone calls...
However, the situation gets complicated with naming "True" women. Of all the Jennifers and Jennys, how would I assign a "true"? Placating the anger ensuing from jealousy would be hard-so many women want to be seen as the unique, special wielder of that name. It's hard to tell them, "you're not the true Jenny, my true Jenny was my first girlfriend" or "you're not the true Laura, the true Laura is tall, non-sketch, and awesome" or "you're not the true Katie- the true Katie is my sister, why would you even front on that?"
I guess I'll have to continue clarifying by last name, since my use of nicknames is oft absurd and over the top. Much like the majority of this post.
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