Brooks, Brooks. I thought we already discussed that I am on the move? Oh well. I won't discourage
your attempts to play matchmaker for me-Lord knows I've done a wonderful job picking women
on my own in the past. Still, you must encourage a man who refuses to refer to his current pursuit
by her given name, all in the respect of good humor. Once again, nicknames play a crucial role
in the "paranoid", non-sensical life of Nathaniel Edgeworth.

As far as the perfect woman goes, I think John's right on the money. We have all been
fortunate enough to be blessed with Laura's presence and good graces for what will soon enough
be a year now. It is right that John should consider her a perfect woman. For although there
are far too few perfect women in this world, Ms. Wright would certainly qualify.
We must not rule out though, that the Wright Family must be from a more orderly and superior
parallel dimension. To wax nerdy-science fictional-Stephen Hawking-core, I would presume that
they're from some alternative universe. I mean think about it-how does one family produce such
a consistent pattern of perfect women-sister after sister after sister? We've all been graced by
Joanie's presence often, and I myself have been lucky enough to meet my personal Lady of the Lake,
Carol Ann. Beyond this trinity of excellence are several other siblings whose personal merits
will become them leaders, heroes, and figureheads of the coming age. I think maybe they're all
gonna take over the world-with love.
Back to how cool John is, I dunno any other guy whose personal enlightenment regarding imperfect women has
been so close to mine-now is just a good time to mention that all things that suck serve to make you
stronger, hoss.

Anyway, that's enough of my ramblin'-my original version of this post got annihilated in the fires
of tabbing screens, and I'm sure it would have been much more entertaining to read.

In other news, I am hoping to get ahold of our New Jersey brother so's I can visit him on the way
to Niagara Falls, even though it's a little out of the way and everything.

In still other news, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up Friday. For more information...
www.talklikeapirate.com