top 10 reasons why i never actually post

10. i always feel like i don't have anything really funny to say
9. laura says she never reads it anyways
8. i might end up posting some sort of top ten list
7. i work ALL THE TIME!!!
6. last time i tried a squirrel attacked me and played battlefield instead
5. when the squirrel isn't playing battlefield, i usually am
4. zoe doesn't bug me enough to post
3. if i am at my computer i am probably chatting with my dozens of fans
2. i don't ever understand john's political references
1. let's be real here... i am just too lazy to sign in

here is my slack list, making an attempt to post in the morning. but do not worry, i vow right here and now that i will make another vain vow to post more often, for you, the reader! but then again, we all know how vain vow's go :-)

as always, keepin it real... REAL real...