So many tales to tell...hot girls that want my bod...hot girls that want my mind...and strange occurences in the Borough of Green.
I think for lack of anything pointful that will ever occur in my life, I will wisk myself away to Europe this summer just to briefly take my mind off the fact that whence I return I will inevitably be stuck in the states for the next 40 years or until I die.
So, the itinerary is going to be something like this: a stopover for a couple days in Iceland, rent a car, drive out to the countryside and find that jank waterfall that they filmed in CKY2K. Then I fly to Stockholm for 3-4 days, rock out, do the museum and architecture thing, see the downtown area...roll to some parks...find a Swedish metal show.
Then, take a bus across the channel to Denmark, into Copenhagen, see the little mermaid statue, see the other notorious sights. Then who knows? What's left over that I'd really want to see? I can skip Germany, and certainly skip France, focus on getting to Norway or Finland or both. And who knows...maybe some Baltic countries if I'm feeling insane. Or I could always go to the Netherlands. Then I will return, a happy man, slightly jarred from my insane trip. And I'll have a few more tales to tell my kids.
The only reason I'm writing this is because it's 2:30 in the morning, and I just found out that this girl I'm supposed to be calling is paternally Danish...I got inspired.
Plus I have to content with the fact that I lead a boring life by constructing scenarios of "what if" and "i might just", because it keeps me from going insane.
Well...till later...peace.
I think for lack of anything pointful that will ever occur in my life, I will wisk myself away to Europe this summer just to briefly take my mind off the fact that whence I return I will inevitably be stuck in the states for the next 40 years or until I die.
So, the itinerary is going to be something like this: a stopover for a couple days in Iceland, rent a car, drive out to the countryside and find that jank waterfall that they filmed in CKY2K. Then I fly to Stockholm for 3-4 days, rock out, do the museum and architecture thing, see the downtown area...roll to some parks...find a Swedish metal show.
Then, take a bus across the channel to Denmark, into Copenhagen, see the little mermaid statue, see the other notorious sights. Then who knows? What's left over that I'd really want to see? I can skip Germany, and certainly skip France, focus on getting to Norway or Finland or both. And who knows...maybe some Baltic countries if I'm feeling insane. Or I could always go to the Netherlands. Then I will return, a happy man, slightly jarred from my insane trip. And I'll have a few more tales to tell my kids.
The only reason I'm writing this is because it's 2:30 in the morning, and I just found out that this girl I'm supposed to be calling is paternally Danish...I got inspired.
Plus I have to content with the fact that I lead a boring life by constructing scenarios of "what if" and "i might just", because it keeps me from going insane.
Well...till later...peace.
Nathan Prime 02:38
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