Point taken, Other Nate.
But see, in the evolutionary chart of my life story, you guys actually are (relatively) new friends. Definitely among the coolest people I've met so far in college, which is why I hang with you all. But you know, really I'm just getting to know all you guys! And of course, it doesn't mean that I am not able to go and meet and get to know other people, heck, I spent 4 straight days last week doing just that. But you know, think of my last post as an appreciative message to all of the Brotherhood, including John, from me, saying that "HEY! YOU GUYS MATTER TO ME!"

John, if you took my last post seriously, you're more of a pansy than we thought. I'm just stating, in an overcomplicated way, that the consensus around the apartment (meaning me, Mikey, and my socks) is that we want you back in the land of the living. Treat me with loooooooooooove, or think of a witty comeback.