Monday, December 23, 2002

Yeah, so, I'm in Greensboro again, just got back from Raleigh (for the first time this break, as I return on Christmas day).
And let me tell you, the City of Oaks looks like the City of the Dead. My eyes surveyed so much chaos and despair. There's no more trees left...it's crazy. It's like, I didn't realize how cold-hard rocked Raleigh got due to the ice storm. As for Greensboro's damage...well, it really pales in comparison.
However, despite the inevitable drudgery of a weather-induced apocalypse, there were some amusing highlights to my trip.
Basic truths about Raleigh still persist:
-There will be hot sluts at neighborhood Christmas parties.
-There will be SUVs with dime-a-dozen "American Pride" stickers on their bumper, complete with a sunglasses-wearing soccer mom driver, who is way too stupid to be driving a vehicle the size of an Iriquos longhouse.
-There will be Mormons knocking on your door at 9 in the morning.
-There will be a crazy story your best friend recounts to you involving alcohol, knives, skinheads, police officers, and a man they call "One-Eyed Tony"

I'm just glad to know things are still as I left them weeks before on my last trip.

Peace and Happy Holidays,
Nate

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