Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Dearest Other Nate,
Please do not apologize for your blackened heart. A heart of hate yields bitter fruits. That is a good thing, if you are in the killing business. It's also a good thing if you're in any business. You should do yourself a favor and apply for a top spot in Microsoft. I'm sure your evil powers, including your capacity to capitalize off of others' ignorance, and your general contempt for other human beings, plus your penchant for sardonic wit, would be greatly embraced by the powers that be.
Try to climb that ladder of amoralism. The earthly kingdom shall be yours. And if you need a hired assassin to kill off any blackmailers or paparozzi, my price starts at $50,000 a head.
Love,
Real Nate.

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