Layyze: you stink
tHEwaYofthesWORD: do i?
tHEwaYofthesWORD: i showered today dude
Layyze: www.jailbabes.com
tHEwaYofthesWORD: i don't think i want to click that.
Layyze: fine: www.jaildudes.com
tHEwaYofthesWORD: i don't know about that either
Layyze: Why I need a L.A.S.E.R. gun by James Beidler

L.A.S.E.R. guns can shoot things
L.A.S.E.R. guns work with red lights. Red lights are pretty awesome and tough.
L.A.S.E.R. guns are tough.
I saw this episode of G.I. Joe where they shot at Cobra Commander with a L.A.S.E.R. gun, that was pretty rad.
girls like it when you use a L.A.S.E.R. gun
only sissies don't have a L.A.S.E.R. gun
Geoff says that L.A.S.E.R. guns aren't real
L.A.S.E.R. guns are not for sissies
tHEwaYofthesWORD: awesome.
Layyze: you should buy me a L.A.S.E.R. gun
tHEwaYofthesWORD: should i?
tHEwaYofthesWORD: i don't have any money
Layyze: didn't you just read my list?
Layyze: fine, sell your spleen
tHEwaYofthesWORD: geez, you know, i could, but...
tHEwaYofthesWORD: oh wait, checkit, my friend Danny has been selling his plasma
tHEwaYofthesWORD: i think i'm gonna go down to the plasma center, they give you 30 bucks each time and you can go twice a week
tHEwaYofthesWORD: i don't have a job, i could use some easy cash!
Layyze: to buy me a L.A.S.E.R. gun??

So I have this weird friend James (aka Lazy Tooth) from high school who takes up residence in the hills northeast of Asheville at a little place we like to call "Warren Wilson College". I'm afraid that the water supply on campus there may have been tainted, most possibly by bong resin, thus allowing the more eccentric qualities of James' persona to creep out to his most common behaviors. Therefore routinely now I recieve messages like the one above which illustrate the intensity to which his insanity has gone.