so there we have it viewers... both of you people out there who actually read this, beyond the brotherhood itself - for its own amusement purposes (and to run around the apartment wildly screaming "i just posted"), the crew is assembled and no one bothered to give nate beard a warm introduction - so i shall take the liberty...

NATE "beard" ARENTOFT: brother of the doo, son of the jersians, lover of women, man of men... no one can match his rhetorical skill in the area of solo monologue. his wit is only surpassed by his charm, and rare a lady has been in his clutch that he has not quickly claimed as his own. defeating the fowl dragon of monorath, and accumulating numerous high scores on word AND number munchers; the bearded one will lay a seige of death to the castles of lesser men and a seige of love to the hearts of women throughout the land... may he live long and deal punishment to all who may rise against "keepin it real"... REAL real...