Sunday, April 18, 2004

I just had a thought...
Does anyone that I don't know read "The Brotherhood...Online"? Cause if so, and you're thinking from reading my posts, "man, what an awesome guy this Nate character must be", then...thanks!
However, it goes, yeah, I'm pretty slick online, and even more of the sweeter deal in person, cause it's just guaranteed you're gonna be awesome when the Ultimate Cool of the likes of Mikey, John, and Kildoo rubs off on you like the beads of sweat from their fearsome brows.
As "the runt" of the pack I have always felt some preclusion to catch up with them in terms of girth, masculineness, and esoterically sound sarcasm. For whatever it's worth, maybe I've started to break even, what with discovering my power and killing nature over the last 3 months.
So anyway...it's good to be back in the land where The Brotherhood was born, and to have spent a good night with my fellow Brothers watching Kill Bill Vol. 2 (and for that matter, the night before watching vol. 1), and enjoying all the other things that took place as well. I am pretty excited about next weekend...it will be legendary. We four will all be relocating temporarily to Virginia. Surely you never thought it would happen! Lo, pity your own foolish mind. And feel free to feel sorry for yourself as you miss out on things like gun shops and naval warships...and crazy Virginians.
Well, as I said the other night, and as a reminder to all you folks who may just be getting to know me and my charming perspective on life, I'm sorry, but I can't be your friend. It just won't work, cause I've got way too many, and my roster is full. This kind of thing just seems to happen sometimes.
But you can still be eligible to be "an acquaintance"...you'll enjoy all the same benefits, including holiday pay and dental insurance, except sometimes I may not acknowledge that you exist. Who knows though...you can always hope for a falling out to happen between me and some third-tier friend...I will be placing my acquaintances onto my friends list on a first come first serve basis.

This post goes out to all ye butt rockers. Sweet cherry pie. Oui Oui.

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