a portion of john and my conversation before bed...

john: "so did you want battlefield: vietnam next week...?"
mikey: "you mean, when you head out?"
john: "yeah, i thought if you wanted it i might just leave it down here..."
mikey: "well, if mark doesn't want it, then sure... i mean, i prolly won't buy it cause i am not gonna play it competitively and i barely have time as it is to play battlefield -- because of this thing i like to call a 'GIRLFRIEND'..."
john: "ok, so just cause you found this WONDER WOMAN, that has all the 'FEATURES' of a female, and manages to not 'PISS YOU OFF', doesn't mean you can rub it in..."
mikey: "BAM!"

as always, keepin it real... REAL real...