ah, i can't believe you missed the most obvious parallel kildoo -- the brotherhood "trilogy +1" is basically just like star wars. the first movie WOULD be about the formation and have stories centered around good times at the fountain and such, complete with a catchy title like The Brotherhood: A New Hate.
the second WOULD deal with the events of last year, which as we all know, were very dark... much like empire, The Brotherhood: The Estrogen Strikes Back, would cover the humiliation of defeat, the impunable letdowns, and the unending terror women reaked on the brotherhood. i must conceed though, that even though it is plagued by turmoil, there is a glimpse of hope as each of us escaped with our lives - though, with john solo (john han to all his friends) trapped in the carbonite of virginia, it is not certain how or when we would bring him home... maybe the love of kildoo skywalker's equally tall sister, princess laura...?
the third could only be a tale of the ever increasing rise of power in the brotherhood this year, and the eventual overthrowal of the evil "sophisticated" empire who are in the way of keeping it real... REAL real... the title would be something that lacks gusto, but still, like nearly all good series, has the word "return" in it (ie. LoR: Return of the King, Return of the Jedi, The Return of the Aquabats, The Return of the Mack, etc...). so for arguments sake, it shall be simply, The Brotherhood: The Return!
with that said - all that would be left is to agree that three is all we REALLY need. unfortunately as our careers slowly die out, we feel the need to ruin a perfectly good trilogy and make another, later movie, in which there will be little, if any plot, but will have us doing everything we always did in the first three movies, except we're old this time. but the point is we get paid lots of money and countless scores of women will pay to see the film dozens of times just for the "BIG NAMES" that were brought back together (ie Kildoo)...
all in all, it would be a worthwhile set to rent at mcnutt for free...
as always, keepin it real... REAL real...
the second WOULD deal with the events of last year, which as we all know, were very dark... much like empire, The Brotherhood: The Estrogen Strikes Back, would cover the humiliation of defeat, the impunable letdowns, and the unending terror women reaked on the brotherhood. i must conceed though, that even though it is plagued by turmoil, there is a glimpse of hope as each of us escaped with our lives - though, with john solo (john han to all his friends) trapped in the carbonite of virginia, it is not certain how or when we would bring him home... maybe the love of kildoo skywalker's equally tall sister, princess laura...?
the third could only be a tale of the ever increasing rise of power in the brotherhood this year, and the eventual overthrowal of the evil "sophisticated" empire who are in the way of keeping it real... REAL real... the title would be something that lacks gusto, but still, like nearly all good series, has the word "return" in it (ie. LoR: Return of the King, Return of the Jedi, The Return of the Aquabats, The Return of the Mack, etc...). so for arguments sake, it shall be simply, The Brotherhood: The Return!
with that said - all that would be left is to agree that three is all we REALLY need. unfortunately as our careers slowly die out, we feel the need to ruin a perfectly good trilogy and make another, later movie, in which there will be little, if any plot, but will have us doing everything we always did in the first three movies, except we're old this time. but the point is we get paid lots of money and countless scores of women will pay to see the film dozens of times just for the "BIG NAMES" that were brought back together (ie Kildoo)...
all in all, it would be a worthwhile set to rent at mcnutt for free...
as always, keepin it real... REAL real...
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