Yeah, what up. I'm gonna have to back nate on his unclean survey love. Plus, being my initial post, its a good way to spread disinformation about myself to the kids. Here goes:
Name] Matthew A. Jeffreys, Esq. (although i go by matt. matthew is generally off limits to call me unless i tell you otherwise. it evokes strange feelings in me when someone not very close to me calls me matthew.)
[Hair Color] Dark brown.
[Hair Style] Pretty long, for guy's hair. it's certainly the longest i've ever had mine.
[Eye Color] Blue, with a little yellow.
[Height] 6' or so, although i slouch pretty bad. Tell me to stand up straight if you see this happening, i won't be offended.
[Birthday] January 27. not nearly as close to christmas as nate's, but close enough i generally don't get anything, which is what birthdays are all about.
[Zodiac Sign] Aquarius. i seem to meet a fair amount of the various stereotypes as well.
[Nicknames?] once upon a time i was known as mustafa, now i am sometimes called esquire.
[Hobbies] i like and study music, books, comics, and general pop culture, but i don't build trains or have a sick lego collection or anything.
[Favorite Animal] people.
[Favorite Sport] hmmm, i dont really love playing any sports that i can think of. i like watching college basketball occasionally on TV, and almost any sport is pretty OK live.
[Favorite Color] black, probably. pretty generic i suppose, and im not really that angsty or depressed, i just like the way it looks.
[Favorite Music] I like pretty much all musical genres to some extent. my favorites right now are thrash metal and female country. that could easily change tommorow.
[Favorite Movie] my favorite movie of all time is It's A Wonderful Life. following that in some order would be Rocky, Willy Wonka, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Terminator 2. I really like the Marx Bros and Charlie Chaplin as well.
[Favorite Movie Quote] i dunno. i hate quoting movies or music, not sure why. how about "a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" by willy wonka.
[Favorite Store] i like Amazon, they've got pretty much everything. good used cd/record stores are always nice as well.
[Favorite Shoe] my jam master jay's, the only exp. pair of shoe i have ever owned. The proceeds go to JMJ's DJ school, and you get a nice letter signed by JMJ's wife when you buy them.
[Favorite Scent] don't think i have one, offhand. nate's definitely on track with clean girl hair, i think cleanliness is always good, it keeps the patchouli away.
[Do you have any pet peeves?] I'm sure i have lots. it probably comes down to "I don't like people that annoy me" :)
[Do you have any advice?] i'm not really qualified for advice. I would recommend going back to college if you have dropped out, it has been fun for me, at least the first week or so.
[Do you wear makeup?] no, i don't. furthermore, i don't like tons of makeup on anyone. basically, if i can tell youre wearing it from more than a few feet away, youre probably wearing too much for me.
[Do you believe in god?] yes.
[Do you believe in abortion?] Not personally, although i'm not a girl, so i dont really have the true final say. I don't think it should be illegal.
[Which is more important, personality or looks?] Looks are generally what gets people talking, but it certainly takes a good personality to keep it going for long.
[What kind of personality do you like in a girl?] hmm, probably what anyone would say. i like girls who are nice and funny and smart and are generally fun to be around.
[Do you move fast or slow in a relationship?] it varies. i would say slow most often.
[Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?] neither really. both can look very attractive.
[What is the first thing you notice about someone?] face, specifically smile. a pretty smile is always nice to look at.
[What do you want to be when you grow up?] so many different things. someone who is able to effect lasting change on the world. there's really no way to say something like that without either coming off naive or egotistical, but there you go.
[Do you sleep with stuffed animals?] not right now.
[How far have you gotten?] i've been to mexico.
[Do you have a best friend?] Yes. he is well known to many, as the first way i met most (all?) people reading this was through him. NateEdge himself.
[Do you like to give hugs?] Yes, i do. I dont do it nearly as often as I should, because I'm trying to appear "hardcore" or something. If you feel like hugging me(and you are a girl, I dont know if i feel comfortable enough with you guys for a man-hug just yet) go right ahead.
[Give back rubs?] Yes. and receive them. a back rub is always nice.
[Take walks in the rain?] i havent for the longest time, but i did last week for a little while, and it was surprisingly fun. although i did wimp out and go inside when it started pouring hard.
[You ever had that falling dream?] I have, and it's specifically tied to a certain experience when I have it. more on that in a moment.
[Do you collect anything?] i collect lots of things, although that's not to say i buy things just to have and put on a shelf, i certainly get use out of the things i buy. I like old records, books, comics, art, and lots of other things as well.
[Do you use chap stick?] No. I should, because sometimes my lips get chapped, but i just dont like it.
[Have you ever drank?] Yes.
[Smoked?] Yes.
[Done Drugs?] Yes.
[Gone on a date?] Yes.
[Eaten an entire box of Oreos?] not all at once, as far as i remember.
[Eaten sushi?] Yes, i'm not fond of it. although ive never been to one of those high-dollar places, maybe that is different than ghetto sushi.
[Been dumped?] yes.
[Had someone be unfaithful to you?] not to my direct knowledge.
[Been unfaithful to someone?] No.
[Hiked a mountain?] hahaha. remember the falling dream? well, i used to hike a lot. then i had the bright idea that i could climb as well. so i did. then i fell. 40 feet or so. It was most unpleasant. I would recommend against anyone else doing that, it is fairly painful when you bounce, and then bounce again, and then hit the ground, facing a different way than the way you fell.
[Been in love?] Yes.
[Are you popular?] not right now. i hope to leech off some of nate's popularity before he leaves :)
[What are you doing right now?] fulfilling the amusement of millions, hopefully.
[What are you wearing?] my "lesser" sniper shirt, and a pair of denim shorts. socks and underwear as well. contacts. that's it i think.
[Cold or hot?] neither extreme is pleasant, but hot might be better than cold. barely.
[Lace or satin?] umm satin? I cant say i own either.
[Rain or snow?] snow, as long as I dont have to drive in it.
[Give or recieve?] giving probably makes you feel better in the long run, but receiving is always pleasant as well.
[Rose or daisy?] daisy i guess. i dont have a strong emotional bond to either flower, really.
[Wool or cotton?] cotton.
[Private or Public school?] public school, without a doubt. it is the responsibility of the community to ensure that the local public schools are better than the private ones. i have strong feelings about this.
[Chocolate milk or plain milk?] chocolate, except i like cereal a whole lot. so plain then.
[Spring or fall?] ask me again in the spring, when i've had a chance to live here a while and determine how i feel about important questions such as these.
[Inny or Outty?] Inny.
[Now or then?] now i am enjoying myself more than i have in a while.
[How many fingers am I holding up?] None.
[Bath or Shower?] Shower
[Self-stick or lick?] i'm confused. is this about stamps?
[Cursive or print?] Print, although anyone who has seen my handwriting will probably just tell me to put down the pen and find a nice computer to type on.
[Paranoid or Cautious?] Paranoid.
[Half-full or Half-empty?] neither is my set outlook on life, it changes with my moods.
[Top or bottom?] as far as what? i was sleeping on the top bunk at my parent's house, that seemed to be okay.
[Do you dye your hair?] not right now. i kept it bleached for a couple of years once. I liked the way it looked then. I like the way it looks now.
[Speeding or running red lights?] Driving rules arent meant for the overman like me. we are allowed to violate at will.
[Gold or silver?] whatever. as long as its not too gaudy.
[Piercings?] i dont have any. they look fine on some people.
[Maybe or Mebbe?] Maybe.
[Do you have one of THOSE voices?] i hope not, the way you make it sound. my voice is deep, and i have a unique speaking style that can offput some people if they're not used to it.
[Jammies or Naked?] clothes, minus pants. i havent owned a pair of pajamas since childhood.
[Neurotic or Psychotic?] i dunno. hopefully neither, but you tell me.
[Last words?] On my deathbed? something nonsensical, most likely, rosebud-esque. the great secrets and mysteries i have learned during my time on earth.
Name] Matthew A. Jeffreys, Esq. (although i go by matt. matthew is generally off limits to call me unless i tell you otherwise. it evokes strange feelings in me when someone not very close to me calls me matthew.)
[Hair Color] Dark brown.
[Hair Style] Pretty long, for guy's hair. it's certainly the longest i've ever had mine.
[Eye Color] Blue, with a little yellow.
[Height] 6' or so, although i slouch pretty bad. Tell me to stand up straight if you see this happening, i won't be offended.
[Birthday] January 27. not nearly as close to christmas as nate's, but close enough i generally don't get anything, which is what birthdays are all about.
[Zodiac Sign] Aquarius. i seem to meet a fair amount of the various stereotypes as well.
[Nicknames?] once upon a time i was known as mustafa, now i am sometimes called esquire.
[Hobbies] i like and study music, books, comics, and general pop culture, but i don't build trains or have a sick lego collection or anything.
[Favorite Animal] people.
[Favorite Sport] hmmm, i dont really love playing any sports that i can think of. i like watching college basketball occasionally on TV, and almost any sport is pretty OK live.
[Favorite Color] black, probably. pretty generic i suppose, and im not really that angsty or depressed, i just like the way it looks.
[Favorite Music] I like pretty much all musical genres to some extent. my favorites right now are thrash metal and female country. that could easily change tommorow.
[Favorite Movie] my favorite movie of all time is It's A Wonderful Life. following that in some order would be Rocky, Willy Wonka, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Terminator 2. I really like the Marx Bros and Charlie Chaplin as well.
[Favorite Movie Quote] i dunno. i hate quoting movies or music, not sure why. how about "a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" by willy wonka.
[Favorite Store] i like Amazon, they've got pretty much everything. good used cd/record stores are always nice as well.
[Favorite Shoe] my jam master jay's, the only exp. pair of shoe i have ever owned. The proceeds go to JMJ's DJ school, and you get a nice letter signed by JMJ's wife when you buy them.
[Favorite Scent] don't think i have one, offhand. nate's definitely on track with clean girl hair, i think cleanliness is always good, it keeps the patchouli away.
[Do you have any pet peeves?] I'm sure i have lots. it probably comes down to "I don't like people that annoy me" :)
[Do you have any advice?] i'm not really qualified for advice. I would recommend going back to college if you have dropped out, it has been fun for me, at least the first week or so.
[Do you wear makeup?] no, i don't. furthermore, i don't like tons of makeup on anyone. basically, if i can tell youre wearing it from more than a few feet away, youre probably wearing too much for me.
[Do you believe in god?] yes.
[Do you believe in abortion?] Not personally, although i'm not a girl, so i dont really have the true final say. I don't think it should be illegal.
[Which is more important, personality or looks?] Looks are generally what gets people talking, but it certainly takes a good personality to keep it going for long.
[What kind of personality do you like in a girl?] hmm, probably what anyone would say. i like girls who are nice and funny and smart and are generally fun to be around.
[Do you move fast or slow in a relationship?] it varies. i would say slow most often.
[Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?] neither really. both can look very attractive.
[What is the first thing you notice about someone?] face, specifically smile. a pretty smile is always nice to look at.
[What do you want to be when you grow up?] so many different things. someone who is able to effect lasting change on the world. there's really no way to say something like that without either coming off naive or egotistical, but there you go.
[Do you sleep with stuffed animals?] not right now.
[How far have you gotten?] i've been to mexico.
[Do you have a best friend?] Yes. he is well known to many, as the first way i met most (all?) people reading this was through him. NateEdge himself.
[Do you like to give hugs?] Yes, i do. I dont do it nearly as often as I should, because I'm trying to appear "hardcore" or something. If you feel like hugging me(and you are a girl, I dont know if i feel comfortable enough with you guys for a man-hug just yet) go right ahead.
[Give back rubs?] Yes. and receive them. a back rub is always nice.
[Take walks in the rain?] i havent for the longest time, but i did last week for a little while, and it was surprisingly fun. although i did wimp out and go inside when it started pouring hard.
[You ever had that falling dream?] I have, and it's specifically tied to a certain experience when I have it. more on that in a moment.
[Do you collect anything?] i collect lots of things, although that's not to say i buy things just to have and put on a shelf, i certainly get use out of the things i buy. I like old records, books, comics, art, and lots of other things as well.
[Do you use chap stick?] No. I should, because sometimes my lips get chapped, but i just dont like it.
[Have you ever drank?] Yes.
[Smoked?] Yes.
[Done Drugs?] Yes.
[Gone on a date?] Yes.
[Eaten an entire box of Oreos?] not all at once, as far as i remember.
[Eaten sushi?] Yes, i'm not fond of it. although ive never been to one of those high-dollar places, maybe that is different than ghetto sushi.
[Been dumped?] yes.
[Had someone be unfaithful to you?] not to my direct knowledge.
[Been unfaithful to someone?] No.
[Hiked a mountain?] hahaha. remember the falling dream? well, i used to hike a lot. then i had the bright idea that i could climb as well. so i did. then i fell. 40 feet or so. It was most unpleasant. I would recommend against anyone else doing that, it is fairly painful when you bounce, and then bounce again, and then hit the ground, facing a different way than the way you fell.
[Been in love?] Yes.
[Are you popular?] not right now. i hope to leech off some of nate's popularity before he leaves :)
[What are you doing right now?] fulfilling the amusement of millions, hopefully.
[What are you wearing?] my "lesser" sniper shirt, and a pair of denim shorts. socks and underwear as well. contacts. that's it i think.
[Cold or hot?] neither extreme is pleasant, but hot might be better than cold. barely.
[Lace or satin?] umm satin? I cant say i own either.
[Rain or snow?] snow, as long as I dont have to drive in it.
[Give or recieve?] giving probably makes you feel better in the long run, but receiving is always pleasant as well.
[Rose or daisy?] daisy i guess. i dont have a strong emotional bond to either flower, really.
[Wool or cotton?] cotton.
[Private or Public school?] public school, without a doubt. it is the responsibility of the community to ensure that the local public schools are better than the private ones. i have strong feelings about this.
[Chocolate milk or plain milk?] chocolate, except i like cereal a whole lot. so plain then.
[Spring or fall?] ask me again in the spring, when i've had a chance to live here a while and determine how i feel about important questions such as these.
[Inny or Outty?] Inny.
[Now or then?] now i am enjoying myself more than i have in a while.
[How many fingers am I holding up?] None.
[Bath or Shower?] Shower
[Self-stick or lick?] i'm confused. is this about stamps?
[Cursive or print?] Print, although anyone who has seen my handwriting will probably just tell me to put down the pen and find a nice computer to type on.
[Paranoid or Cautious?] Paranoid.
[Half-full or Half-empty?] neither is my set outlook on life, it changes with my moods.
[Top or bottom?] as far as what? i was sleeping on the top bunk at my parent's house, that seemed to be okay.
[Do you dye your hair?] not right now. i kept it bleached for a couple of years once. I liked the way it looked then. I like the way it looks now.
[Speeding or running red lights?] Driving rules arent meant for the overman like me. we are allowed to violate at will.
[Gold or silver?] whatever. as long as its not too gaudy.
[Piercings?] i dont have any. they look fine on some people.
[Maybe or Mebbe?] Maybe.
[Do you have one of THOSE voices?] i hope not, the way you make it sound. my voice is deep, and i have a unique speaking style that can offput some people if they're not used to it.
[Jammies or Naked?] clothes, minus pants. i havent owned a pair of pajamas since childhood.
[Neurotic or Psychotic?] i dunno. hopefully neither, but you tell me.
[Last words?] On my deathbed? something nonsensical, most likely, rosebud-esque. the great secrets and mysteries i have learned during my time on earth.

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