Alright, so, this is it guys, the knowledge you must understand.
I thought I might share with guys the most successful way to get multiple girls' phone numbers and/or screennames at any social function.
These are surefire ways to increase your potential mackstication powers. They are tried and true methods that I have used (often accidentally) to fill my black book. I mean, my cell phone address book.
Alright, here's the basics:
-Wear the same clothes you wore the day before you decide to go macking. Chicks love the smell of day old clothes. It excites their hormones.
-Be sure to have at least a week's worth of stubble on your face. Especially if you're a babyface like me. Girls go after rowdy looking guys more often than they go for young looking guys. The roughness is everything. It's cause they're attracted to the brutaliciousness.
-Wear a cross necklace. But not just any cross. Wear one that's stylish, so that girls with think you're original, even if you don't seem that interesting. I got my cross in Mexico. You may not be as fortunate. But wherever you shop, don't buy one of those big rapstar crosses.
-Be sure to make fun of yourself a lot. Never hesitate to tell girls how you're especially "not interesting". They'll think it's really funny and then want to ask you all sorts of questions. This is a good time to have chick friends tell the chicks you're macking about something cute you did, or some funny dance you do, or about a really "funny" story that proves your wild sensual charms.
-Be sure to remark on your poverty. Money just isn't in anymore. Plus, this guarantees that the girls that are interested in you don't mind paying for your Burger King combo meal. It's handy.
-Begin sentences with words like "So...", and put your arm around girls. Girls love to be flirted with in obvious ways, as an admittance of their gullibility. They've no shame in being maneuvered on in a straightforward way, as long as you make it casual, and funny. Being funny will get you everywhere. I'm the exact opposite of serious when in mack mode. Try to think of yourself as Keanu Reeves, but saying things twice as cool as Keanu, because obviously any guy can. It's all about style. Or lack thereof.
I'm thinking that's pretty much it. These handy tips have a fairly high success rate. I don't really know if all of them are necessary but a good couple in combination will probably put you in the position to ask for someone's number.
I mean, I just hope this is helpful to any guy who doesn't already know. It's worked for me. Please keep in mind though, dudes, I'm also 10 times as good looking as you.
Peace
I thought I might share with guys the most successful way to get multiple girls' phone numbers and/or screennames at any social function.
These are surefire ways to increase your potential mackstication powers. They are tried and true methods that I have used (often accidentally) to fill my black book. I mean, my cell phone address book.
Alright, here's the basics:
-Wear the same clothes you wore the day before you decide to go macking. Chicks love the smell of day old clothes. It excites their hormones.
-Be sure to have at least a week's worth of stubble on your face. Especially if you're a babyface like me. Girls go after rowdy looking guys more often than they go for young looking guys. The roughness is everything. It's cause they're attracted to the brutaliciousness.
-Wear a cross necklace. But not just any cross. Wear one that's stylish, so that girls with think you're original, even if you don't seem that interesting. I got my cross in Mexico. You may not be as fortunate. But wherever you shop, don't buy one of those big rapstar crosses.
-Be sure to make fun of yourself a lot. Never hesitate to tell girls how you're especially "not interesting". They'll think it's really funny and then want to ask you all sorts of questions. This is a good time to have chick friends tell the chicks you're macking about something cute you did, or some funny dance you do, or about a really "funny" story that proves your wild sensual charms.
-Be sure to remark on your poverty. Money just isn't in anymore. Plus, this guarantees that the girls that are interested in you don't mind paying for your Burger King combo meal. It's handy.
-Begin sentences with words like "So...", and put your arm around girls. Girls love to be flirted with in obvious ways, as an admittance of their gullibility. They've no shame in being maneuvered on in a straightforward way, as long as you make it casual, and funny. Being funny will get you everywhere. I'm the exact opposite of serious when in mack mode. Try to think of yourself as Keanu Reeves, but saying things twice as cool as Keanu, because obviously any guy can. It's all about style. Or lack thereof.
I'm thinking that's pretty much it. These handy tips have a fairly high success rate. I don't really know if all of them are necessary but a good couple in combination will probably put you in the position to ask for someone's number.
I mean, I just hope this is helpful to any guy who doesn't already know. It's worked for me. Please keep in mind though, dudes, I'm also 10 times as good looking as you.
Peace
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