Happy birthday mom! I'm sorry about you not feeling well. We'll totally paint the town some shade of red on some other date yet to be determined.
Man, other than not getting to see my mom on her 39th birthday, today was so awesome. It was like, almost "return of awesome characters from the past day". Like, Ryan from high school was like, "hey, i'm not a kid with a babyface anymore, i'm totally metal and brutal looking with my goatee."
But today was also not awesome, cause mostly it was "butts hangin' out of shorts day". Cause seriously. These sluts need to figure it out. I mean, why are they gonna let their butts hang out? Honestly...as much of a guy as I am...I much prefer leaving something to the imagination. I mean...it's all well and good if you want your butt to hang out, provided it's in the comfort of your own room or something, where you know, your jock boyfriend can ogle your temporarily firm and fit behind, and you won't cheapen the integrity of the 5 intentionally moral guys out there. Yeah.
Oh, but, today was also awesome cause it was official "I can't get a tan day". This included...Lindsey not getting a tan...as well as several other people not getting tans! Included in some people's rituals were...hiding in the shade...covering up in blankets...putting on sunscreen...and of course...sitting around the house playing video games!
As far as I was concerned...I rocked class...BOTH OF THEM! Which means I wasn't a slacker like I was Monday. Connie bought me food. And I completely devoured that junk cause I was so hungry. And I did my workout today, which included brutalizing the bench, totally terrorizing the tricep dips, and uh...you know, probably gettin' all buff with the other stuff I did as well.