Seth Messaged Me Tonight

Here's what he had to say:


carminasupplicii: hey pardner
carminasupplicii: I know what you're thinking: Classic! The guy's a real bard! Wunderkind fo' sho! I mean he's amazing, really. (Who'm I talking about? Louis Armstrong)
THEwayofthesWORD: woah
carminasupplicii: Olive Garden I was stereotypically Italian: libidinous, a talker, independently wealthy. And I ate @ Olive Garden after my sister's Ph.D. graduation (Ph.D. in criminal justice: she's now doing the sample wagon for A1 'Bold and Spicy' at the Harris Teeter, for f***'s sake.
carminasupplicii: lol
THEwayofthesWORD: i'm just gonna let you keep entertaining me, how bout it?
carminasupplicii: Wait! Ooh drat the 'lol' is out of style -- so 1998 -- and I haven't been clued in. Sorry bro
carminasupplicii: 10-4, 10-4. There's a problem with the band DC Talk. I can't put my finger on it. I think the bassist is on a par with some of the best out there, though.
carminasupplicii: 'DC Talk'
carminasupplicii: so, to break the ice: "Such a pretty vase!," 1723, the Amish Sports Bar Your Son Always Talks About, ... etc.
carminasupplicii: Oh, and J.S. Bach! Someone recently discovered some long-forgotten scores he'd composed ("scores" is such a quaint word, ain't it?). Among them was the smash hit, Concerto No.1 for Tambourine and Piano
carminasupplicii: Tambourines Wow, brother, you and I were classmates at UNC-Greensboro!
carminasupplicii: I mean, heh ...
THEwayofthesWORD: :-)
carminasupplicii: I'm going to leave you with a request -- take a really indulgent bass solo at the next gig. And throw some J.S. Bach phrases in there.