Alright, my first lengthy post in a while. Here it begins.

So as I was thinking today, so often as I do at work, I came across a rather significant new tandem notion in the scope of my relationship reflection.

As many know, I'm not the best when it comes to women. In fact, I've had a pretty consistently rough case history when it comes to women. This often has to do with what amounts to "terrible boyfriend syndrome" which I am classifying as a genuine disorder which I, myself, am afflicted with. TBS (not the channel doodz, lol) is a disorder that affects many men directly, an estimated 10-100 million American males at any point in their lives. The effects of the syndrome seem to harm the lives of women they are involved with romantically in tragic and unpredictable ways. I myself, being a terrible boyfriend, (being afflicted with TBS lol) have put my scars upon the lives of women, who if having their choice, would prefer bartering their soul to Satan in exchange for a York peppermint patty than being forced to go through 1-23 weeks of hell with me again.

But lately I figured out something. It seems that upwards of 3 to 46 women I dated have found lasting happiness with a significant other  (marriage quality beau, lol)  immediately following their relationship/romance with me. My theory is that TBS might in fact have potentially positive effects later on in life for the females affected. In my remote observances and receiving of information it would appear that these women in fact have been able to overcome odds normal women could not. By surviving terrible boyfriends, they were able to see all of the good qualities about the men they dated afterwards, while women in normal, uneventful relationships continue to whine and moan about the paltry defects of otherwise "pretty good" guys.

Thus I intend to explore this idea further. By continuing to date and maintain myself as "the worst boyfriend ever" (as quoted by an ex-girlfriend, I attest, lol), I can continue to afflict women with the syndrome, thus making them immune down the line from the dark side of relationships. Then, mayhaps as my hypotheses state, the world will be a happier place because these "psychologically transformed" women will seek to live out their relationships and marriages harmoniously. The men they are dating/married to will thank men like me, who did our best to make these men look better. All I ask for my charitable services is a wink and a smile from some thankful gentleman, and a pat on the back for a job, nay a career, well done.

Of course, it is also a possibility that I am lying about my bad boyfriendness and this is all some kind of hoax so that I can make money when some rich investor snob wants to give me a 100 million dollars to publish a silly book surrounding this retarded idea. And it is indeed possible that every guy is at some point a "bad boyfriend" and eventually, for the most part, they sort out their awkward kinks and go on to become the gentlemen that all bad boyfriends envy. And it is also possible that women are all so self-righteous that they never see their own flaws, and they just really give up the chase whenever they feel like it, largely unfeeling regarding what stag they settle to mate with, provided he has money and/or the will to spend it.

I'd like to think these are possibilities as much as the next person, but I think the fact is, that everything I said is true and you can take my word for it, because I wrote it on the internet.

Alright later ya'llz. Lol  )>..)>