'boobonautic'

boobonautic: adj. the state of having silly breasts in water. May be used as a descripter for either male or female.
origin Nathanelious Roseious --boob: n. a silly or foolish person, boob: n slang for breast, -nautic; of or relating to aquatics, usually used as a prefix


... and in even 'gaudier' colours, just for you Nathan.