Top 10 Norse Gods of Warped Tour 2004
Don't accuse me of anything, because I went beyond necessity and sense years ago...
10. Loki - Mischeivous prankster. Loves rocking twinmills in the mosh pit. You'll always see him tearing it up with his Frost Giant minions.
9. Heimdall - Being the guardian of Bifrost, the bridge from Midgard to Asgard, you'd see him bouncing at the front gate.
8. Frigg - Odin's wife, and mother of many. Spotted her at the front gate dropping her kids off.
7. Fenrir - Psychotic giant wolf. They keep him in a cage, he's always behind stage somewhere making noise, and is the source of all annoying feedback, static, and technical difficulties.
6. Bragi - God of poetry and other emo stuff, so you can always spot him chilling with stupid emo kids when he's not running his "assorted nicknacks and pointless articles of overpriced crap" booth.
5. Honir - Tall, wishy-washy god of the Vanir pantheon. What a pointless quality in a "god". Probably why he was hanging around with all the tall kids in the front of the crowd trying to figure out which way he had to sway every 10 seconds to block the short kids from seeing the performance.
4. Thor - He's not in a band, so he keeps on trying to clamber up on stage and rock out drunkenly like he was some sort of Manowar poser. Should have been at Ozzfest in the firstplace, but he's still need to trade in his hammer for an "axe".
3. Vidar - Silent and vengeful god, plotting out how he can get even with Loki and his thugs for mowing him down in the pit earlier and spilling beer all over his princely garb. If he can't get even he'll get his daddy Odin to take care of things.
2. Sif - Being Thor's gal, she's just as crazy, but kind of in a poser-metal-chick kind of way. I think I saw her sluttin' around the merch booths.
1. Odin - The All-Father himself rolled up and was straight chillin'. Being the old guy, he spent most of his day pretending to rock out and "dig" the jams, even though he was fed up having to babysit his own kids all day on the lowly Midgard plane.
10. Loki - Mischeivous prankster. Loves rocking twinmills in the mosh pit. You'll always see him tearing it up with his Frost Giant minions.
9. Heimdall - Being the guardian of Bifrost, the bridge from Midgard to Asgard, you'd see him bouncing at the front gate.
8. Frigg - Odin's wife, and mother of many. Spotted her at the front gate dropping her kids off.
7. Fenrir - Psychotic giant wolf. They keep him in a cage, he's always behind stage somewhere making noise, and is the source of all annoying feedback, static, and technical difficulties.
6. Bragi - God of poetry and other emo stuff, so you can always spot him chilling with stupid emo kids when he's not running his "assorted nicknacks and pointless articles of overpriced crap" booth.
5. Honir - Tall, wishy-washy god of the Vanir pantheon. What a pointless quality in a "god". Probably why he was hanging around with all the tall kids in the front of the crowd trying to figure out which way he had to sway every 10 seconds to block the short kids from seeing the performance.
4. Thor - He's not in a band, so he keeps on trying to clamber up on stage and rock out drunkenly like he was some sort of Manowar poser. Should have been at Ozzfest in the firstplace, but he's still need to trade in his hammer for an "axe".
3. Vidar - Silent and vengeful god, plotting out how he can get even with Loki and his thugs for mowing him down in the pit earlier and spilling beer all over his princely garb. If he can't get even he'll get his daddy Odin to take care of things.
2. Sif - Being Thor's gal, she's just as crazy, but kind of in a poser-metal-chick kind of way. I think I saw her sluttin' around the merch booths.
1. Odin - The All-Father himself rolled up and was straight chillin'. Being the old guy, he spent most of his day pretending to rock out and "dig" the jams, even though he was fed up having to babysit his own kids all day on the lowly Midgard plane.
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