speaking of facial hair, one time me and my friend Jeff had a beard-off contest that lasted for 5 months. that was sophomore year when i had a goatee that doubled as a food storage bin.
speaking of accounting, i never had to take but one math class in college. this is because i didn't have a real major. i just hope my mom continues to do my taxes for me every year.

and speaking of house parties, i hope i will see everyone at mine tomorry. we're gonna make revenge of the nerds look like revenge of the nerds 4.