so my newest bout of hilarity...

jessica reading aloud her newest check out from the library to john...

jessica: "certain motherf***ers think they can f*** with my $h*t, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can f*** him up sometimes, but, b**ch, nobody kills the motherf***in rooster. you know what i'm sayin'?!"
john: "is that Maya Angelou?"

as always, keepin it real... REAL real...