so the time has come to squash the bugs... there is little else i can say. they have been taking over our apartment since sometime in october i do believe. what a month to plan a takeover. not just any bugs either - as john pointed out earlier, if they were spiders, we'd know they were spiders and would be like "oh crap! a spider!" then we would do whatever you do when you see and fear a spider. but no, these... things... with billions of legs. they are the grossest bugs i have ever seen i believe. i mean, they are worse than the bugs that were in the secret passage way in indiana jones and the temple of doom. which brings me to my story... or anecdote...

john and i return from church and when we begin walking down the hall john yells and jumps backwards into me. now, either something startled john or he realized his long lost passion to be in my arms. let's hope he just wet himself. well, there it was... on our hall wall was one of the biggest bug-crawly-things yet. so john grabbed his camera to truly prove to his internet friends on the life threatening situation we all face here at spartan place everytime the lights go out! so anyone who wants nightmares, get up with john and he can send it to you. luckily for us, we have very little heart when it comes to things with more than two to four legs, and even then. so my sandal made short work of the creature from... wherever it originated! i really think our apartment could be a B movie setting. "the things that came from the vents!" du du dah! who knows... all i know is there is one less thing now... so one down, an indeterminable and possibly infinate number to go...

as always, keepin it real... REAL real...