there comes a time in every girls life where she needs to appreciate the SON of pete. i mean, let's face it, no one man is more a destroyer of hearts nor can any man lay seige to a woman's living soul like he. his wit and candor alone can best most beasts, especially small rodents... though not many have known john's might, this is only because his power diminishes as his hair lengthens, but i forsee a great time of tribulation for women who do not adore him in the coming months. it is his birthday today and i suggest that if you have that special set of God given mariach's, then find john, and love him; the man, the myth, the legend...

as always, keepin it real... REAL real...