!!!ATTENTION LADIES!!!
it has been brought to my attention that some females do not know what Voltron is. if you don't, i hesitate, but agree that it is ok - but you need to either learn what it is (feel free to ask kildoo or myself) or atleast learn to appreciate the importance it holds over the lives of basically every REAL man. so, to help the ladies out, i have constructed a short list of things to know about Voltron, The Defender of the Universe...
1. it IS NOT a transformer, i don't care if it has moving parts
2. there are 5 pieces that form the whole, all of which have an individual operator
3. yes, it is sorta like the power rangers, but if you want to be PC about it, the power rangers are SORTA like voltron - because voltron was first... and is also not gay
4. they are lions, not cats
5. the heads do not decapitate, they shoot off to attack things
6. it IS NOT a transformer...
7. it is not a sword... it is a BLAZING SWORD! you don't hack robeasts in two with just any sword
8. it wouldn't "suck" to be Voltron's leg
9. it was a cartoon, not a faux live action show with sub-par babylon 5 special effects
10. the princess was not a slut who gave it up to the entire "voltron force" - it is well known she only gave it up to keith
11. it doesn't change into an airplane, dinosaur, car, boombox, or transfer truck... because IT ISN'T A TRANSFORMER!
12. voltron was loved by good and feared by evil
13. the colors of each lion aren't determined by what would look the prettiest, but by association from the location of it's resting place
14. if you see voltron without a leg or arm, it isn't because he's broken, but just because he is "in process" - give it some time
15. just because a guy you know starts humming the theme song, don't worry about him - for he is just building up testosterone...
ok, with these few simple clearifications, and of course, your speedy road to downloading old episodes of voltron off of kazaa - i see no reason why there should ever be another woman who comes in my room and points out my "cool transformer". sometimes you just gotta know ladies... sometimes you just gotta know...
as always, keepin it real... REAL real...
it has been brought to my attention that some females do not know what Voltron is. if you don't, i hesitate, but agree that it is ok - but you need to either learn what it is (feel free to ask kildoo or myself) or atleast learn to appreciate the importance it holds over the lives of basically every REAL man. so, to help the ladies out, i have constructed a short list of things to know about Voltron, The Defender of the Universe...
1. it IS NOT a transformer, i don't care if it has moving parts
2. there are 5 pieces that form the whole, all of which have an individual operator
3. yes, it is sorta like the power rangers, but if you want to be PC about it, the power rangers are SORTA like voltron - because voltron was first... and is also not gay
4. they are lions, not cats
5. the heads do not decapitate, they shoot off to attack things
6. it IS NOT a transformer...
7. it is not a sword... it is a BLAZING SWORD! you don't hack robeasts in two with just any sword
8. it wouldn't "suck" to be Voltron's leg
9. it was a cartoon, not a faux live action show with sub-par babylon 5 special effects
10. the princess was not a slut who gave it up to the entire "voltron force" - it is well known she only gave it up to keith
11. it doesn't change into an airplane, dinosaur, car, boombox, or transfer truck... because IT ISN'T A TRANSFORMER!
12. voltron was loved by good and feared by evil
13. the colors of each lion aren't determined by what would look the prettiest, but by association from the location of it's resting place
14. if you see voltron without a leg or arm, it isn't because he's broken, but just because he is "in process" - give it some time
15. just because a guy you know starts humming the theme song, don't worry about him - for he is just building up testosterone...
ok, with these few simple clearifications, and of course, your speedy road to downloading old episodes of voltron off of kazaa - i see no reason why there should ever be another woman who comes in my room and points out my "cool transformer". sometimes you just gotta know ladies... sometimes you just gotta know...
as always, keepin it real... REAL real...
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