Ode to Posting

The Brotherhood will make ya "Jump - Jump!"

With that said... i would like to point out the realization john and i came to on the phone the other day; that is, that, while in his posession, things are probably at their best. whether it be trucks, vaccum cleaners, or even girlfriends, john makes everything better -- he's kinda like whipped cream (think about it...). point in fact "the red dragon". john never had a problem with this truck, but as soon as generosity lands it in my wife's hands, i can hardly use the word reliable... cute, but not reliable. in no way do i blame john for his "touch" of awesome - it's just his gift to the world. i mean, he's got it -- just like rodimous prime... cept john isn't gay (cept if you're mexican). anyways, my point PROgresses to that of women...

women out there -- if you want to be the best, coolest, smartest, most creative, sexiest you could be, and have the best healthcare availible, you need to be with john. something about his "gift" flows into all he posseses...

so, in summation... don't you want to be john's posession...?
no?
c'mon, he'll give you a free baby!


as always, keepin it married... REAL married...