Who knows the heart of a man, but God? And who knows the way to a man's heart but a woman?
If this is indeed true, then Connie's mom is making a precisioned surgery in my chest. She knew exactly what my favorite ice cream flavors were, and had them in scoops in a big huge bowl for me to select at will. Also, any time I am over there I either get treated to Papa John's pizza or I get a deliciously home-made bologna sandwich, cut into halves. I tell you, go to the Chandler residence, and you will not leave dissatisfied.
Tonight was actually Zoe's return party, and it was energetic and awesome. I have to say, I wish we could have showcased Zoe for about 45 minutes so that she could regale us all as a group of her wonderful exploits. I did learn though, that if I go to the Phillipines, I will leave married, and that Zoe is now on her way to joining a motorcycle gang.
In other news, my Birmingham and Mikey's Mobile have recently combined powers with Daniel's Huntsville. Once we can get Mark Wingerter's Montgomery, the collaboration will combine to form the ultra powerful Alabamabot. Either that, or it'll be Birmingham with an ensemble. But I like to be hopeful about other things, especially when I'm making up my own idea for a new Transformers toy line. "Combining Geographic concepts and toy robots! Makes learning fun!"
No scratch that. I sound re-tar-ded. But it's 2 in the morning, so I'm excused.
I'm also excused if I say that I'm still a sucker for blondes. I told Mikey I'd probably stand a better chance if I went for dark-haired girls. It seems the blonder I go the hotter the fire gets. But who knows. Even with that being said it's hard to ignore schoolboy crushes, as founded or unfounded as they are. Why? Cause I'm a sucker for blondes.
Speaking of blondes, I've gotta give a shout izzout to Faith McDuffie. Even though she has an unnatural fear of nipples, she got a new bookbag today. But more importantly, she's one of the smartest girls I know, because she's insightful enough to read some of my most sarcastic works and understand the humor in them (See my post from August 4th)
I think I'm done. Oh, wait, shout outs for today. The guy I bought Dragon Warrior VII from off Half.com...for timeliness, I got my game in the mail today. Go you. Um...Zoe's mom...for bringing Zoe into this world. Kevan Chandler...for pimping my music. Wes...for having a beard. Matt Windley...for being up front and personal. Connie...for being a real woman. Casey...for being truly awesome and representin' Alabama jam style. Alena...for being blonde. Everyone...for...I don't have time even to list everyone. Oh, Laura Wright, if you're reading this, you broke whatever form of oath you gave to Mikey about never reading the Brotherhood page again. But don't worry. I'll monitor Brooks to see if he says anything too ridiculous, and be sure to reprimand him for it in a way that would suit you, Honorary Brother.
As always, bringing it to you smokeless without fakeness,
If this is indeed true, then Connie's mom is making a precisioned surgery in my chest. She knew exactly what my favorite ice cream flavors were, and had them in scoops in a big huge bowl for me to select at will. Also, any time I am over there I either get treated to Papa John's pizza or I get a deliciously home-made bologna sandwich, cut into halves. I tell you, go to the Chandler residence, and you will not leave dissatisfied.
Tonight was actually Zoe's return party, and it was energetic and awesome. I have to say, I wish we could have showcased Zoe for about 45 minutes so that she could regale us all as a group of her wonderful exploits. I did learn though, that if I go to the Phillipines, I will leave married, and that Zoe is now on her way to joining a motorcycle gang.
In other news, my Birmingham and Mikey's Mobile have recently combined powers with Daniel's Huntsville. Once we can get Mark Wingerter's Montgomery, the collaboration will combine to form the ultra powerful Alabamabot. Either that, or it'll be Birmingham with an ensemble. But I like to be hopeful about other things, especially when I'm making up my own idea for a new Transformers toy line. "Combining Geographic concepts and toy robots! Makes learning fun!"
No scratch that. I sound re-tar-ded. But it's 2 in the morning, so I'm excused.
I'm also excused if I say that I'm still a sucker for blondes. I told Mikey I'd probably stand a better chance if I went for dark-haired girls. It seems the blonder I go the hotter the fire gets. But who knows. Even with that being said it's hard to ignore schoolboy crushes, as founded or unfounded as they are. Why? Cause I'm a sucker for blondes.
Speaking of blondes, I've gotta give a shout izzout to Faith McDuffie. Even though she has an unnatural fear of nipples, she got a new bookbag today. But more importantly, she's one of the smartest girls I know, because she's insightful enough to read some of my most sarcastic works and understand the humor in them (See my post from August 4th)
I think I'm done. Oh, wait, shout outs for today. The guy I bought Dragon Warrior VII from off Half.com...for timeliness, I got my game in the mail today. Go you. Um...Zoe's mom...for bringing Zoe into this world. Kevan Chandler...for pimping my music. Wes...for having a beard. Matt Windley...for being up front and personal. Connie...for being a real woman. Casey...for being truly awesome and representin' Alabama jam style. Alena...for being blonde. Everyone...for...I don't have time even to list everyone. Oh, Laura Wright, if you're reading this, you broke whatever form of oath you gave to Mikey about never reading the Brotherhood page again. But don't worry. I'll monitor Brooks to see if he says anything too ridiculous, and be sure to reprimand him for it in a way that would suit you, Honorary Brother.
As always, bringing it to you smokeless without fakeness,
Nathan Prime 02:20
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